Will is a Bully SeagullTumblr (3.0; @bigmouseandbullyseagull)http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/Students' dispositions<p>Wannabe Teacher&#8217;s Pet</p> <blockquote> <p><img align="top" height="264" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/oz2wp.gif" width="480"/></p> <p>Everyone else:</p> <p><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/68606t.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462090350http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462090350Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:25:23 -0400How most students will see you, as a professor, no matter<blockquote> <p><img height="279" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/2vkkr2u.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462072270http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462072270Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:24:31 -0400Last day of class<p>Students:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="281" src="http://i.imgur.com/8z8PK.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Me:</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://i.imgur.com/8z8PK.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462010941http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20462010941Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:21:45 -0400Student's reaction when I ask if they've done last night's homework<blockquote> <p><img height="281" src="http://i.imgur.com/VL7P6.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20461985437http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20461985437Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:20:30 -0400When I walk into a party<blockquote> <p>By myself: </p> <p><img align="top" height="177" src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2exasef.gif" width="290"/></p> <p>With my friends: </p> <p><img height="226" src="http://i42.tinypic.com/242swlw.gif" width="498"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442430168http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442430168Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:34:00 -0400Realizing you've actually just made the decaf coffee by mistake<blockquote> <p><img align="top" height="298" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2vijwg6.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442472744http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442472744Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:34:00 -0400When students hear that they're homework is to watch a video<blockquote> <p><img align="top" height="162" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/24on6ko.gif" width="305"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442397229http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442397229Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:33:00 -0400When students say they're used to getting all A's<blockquote> <p>…<em>yeah right.</em></p> <p><img align="top" height="284" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/xw1o4.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442319215http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442319215Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:32:00 -0400Hanging out at a pool party:<blockquote> <p>Most girls: </p> <p><img align="top" height="239" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08nviOoAF1rqfhi2o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Me:</p> <p><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2a4wgnr.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442341037http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442341037Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:32:00 -0400What it's like when students bug you to reconsider their grades<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18980612510/when-im-trying-to-do-work-and-my-bf-wants-me-to-pay">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/15x2r9.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442275448http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442275448Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:31:00 -0400Students describing their old professors (while secretly worrying that you aren't on the list)<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/18982167452/going-through-your-high-school-yearbook">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/neghtx.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442187097http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20442187097Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:30:28 -0400When students tell you that they saw you at a club last weekend<blockquote> <p><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/27y7kw4.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441924314http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441924314Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:26:00 -0400When you learn you'll have to teach 7:00 a.m. classes and 7:00 p.m. classes<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19775112409/doing-work-when-im-hungover">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="273" src="http://i.imgur.com/XRkCB.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441809422http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441809422Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:24:59 -0400When students tell me how much their allowances are<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19152743262/when-someone-tells-me-how-many-calories-are-in-the-food">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img align="top" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/33o5pwg.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441751302http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441751302Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:24:08 -0400When all the students like a story that I was using as a "what not to do" example.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19181444452/when-i-realize-im-the-only-person-in-the-room-who">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img align="top" height="229" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2jg78dj.gif" width="249"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441706237http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441706237Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:23:27 -0400When my chair in the classroom is better than all the students'<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19183062679/when-your-boss-isnt-in-the-office">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And you spend the whole day like: </p> <p><img align="top" src="http://i44.tinypic.com/34o7rzk.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441646567http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441646567Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:22:35 -0400When students learn that grades at the college level aren't quite as generous as high school<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19199090331/when-i-close-out-my-bar-tab">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="240" src="http://oi40.tinypic.com/24y4n88.jpg" width="263"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441587084http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441587084Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:21:44 -0400When students ask me questions about registration, financial aid, or anything I don't have anything to do with<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19244318132/my-exam-philosophy-in-college">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/20rl7rm.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441468719http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441468719Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:20:02 -0400First day of teaching in the schoolyear<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19245008939/when-my-favorite-fro-yo-place-is-about-to-close-and-i">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/21jnkuv.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441426261http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441426261Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:19:25 -0400When you randomly walk in on two of your bosses arguing intensely<blockquote> <p><img align="top" src="http://i39.tinypic.com/zjcfbc.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441286782http://bigmouseandbullyseagull.tumblr.com/post/20441286782Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:17:23 -0400